Geoffrey the giraffe better watch out — Kate Gosselin is on the warpath.

In a new montage of clips from TLC’s popular train-wreck, Jon & Kate Plus 8, the mother of eight is depicted in a series of incidents — one in a Toys R’ Us store — melting down under the strain of a wilting marriage, ratings pressure and, of course, multiple screaming children.

If she’s livid at a toy store, just imagine what her temperament will be in divorce court…