Uh oh. The Dow Jones just dropped under the 9000 point mark. Thank God I moved all my money into the recycled pulp market. This is bad, people. Credit is sure to tighten even further. Who will be able to borrow money now? Well, okay, the National Republican Congressional Committee, but when you think about it, who needs it more than them?
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