Doing a hilarious bit for Tuesday’s Late Show with David Letterman, a bikini-wearing Britney Spears offered up the Top Ten ways the country would be better if she were president.

How about…”only invading fun countries like Cabo” and “free pie for everyone!”

Britney is looking better than ever in her barely there bikinis, and she does herself proud in the Letterman set-up.

Catch the full Top Ten on Letterman Tuesday night.  Britney takes her Circus back on tour August 20.