Vick Sued for $63 Billion-billion

  • An inmate sues puppy-punishing Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick for “$63,000,000,000 billion dollars,” (and alleges ties to Al Qaeda). Based on the going rate for primo pitbulls ($10,000), Vick would have to sell 6.3 quadrillion (6,300,000,000,000,000) first-pick males to pay for that. Get humpin’, li’l doggies! [FOX]

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