Smells like Teen Pregnancy

GIVE IT TO ME BABY Rick James and Kathy Hilton
(Photo by Ron Galella/WireImage)

Combine the hormonal instability of Stifler’s mom with the doe-eyed complacency of a pre-2006 Olsen twin, and what do you get? The latest trend in inappropriate lust objects: The TMILF. Yes, TMILF. A nymphet in the family way. Jail-bait having jail-bait. Irresistible teenage mothers we’d like to … discuss prenatal care with.

With everyone holding fast to their unborn—and cougars so last season—how long before we see Maxim turn a leering eye on our country’s real-life Junos?

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