You know, I get a lot of hate mail from gays! I probably deserve it. I can’t pander to them and they’re so fucking sensitive. Then this video trailer happened to the Internet, for the “direct-to-DVD movie starring Perez Hilton” called Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild. I am so sorry, gays. Whatever made you that way—genetics, birth canal brain damage, that time you saw your father’s penis when you were 5—is a terrible, sad thing. I will picket your funerals!