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Crucio!: J.K. Rowling warns against spoiling the ending of her latest book. Related: Malfoy warns against sucka emcees.
Not on MySpace watch: It’s official. The Pentagon has blocked soldiers’ access to MySpace and YouTube. Death row inmates, on the other hand, are still good to go.
These are their stories: But not his—presidential hopeful Fred Thompson won’t be returning to Law & Order.
Buzz-ted: Two German footballers are getting $67,000 a piece in damages from a sex toy company that used their names to sell vibrators.
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