Penelope Cruz Nude Scenes Tainted by Intense Bald Guy

Here’s your (NSFW) chance to see Penelope Cruz as Oscar-winner Javier Bardem reportedly sees her. She yanks back the towel again in Elegy, going nude with—and here’s the downside—Ben Kingsley, who’s also frequently topless in films. Friggin’ Gadhi. It’s the cinematic equivalent of losing hot water mid-shower. Also, it’s not actually the first time Cruz has stripped. It’s the ninth or so by the Daily Mail‘s count. Just not lately. This is an important development for students of gravity. Perhaps someone could work up a line graph.

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