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New Jersey Man Wins Another Shot At World’s Best Eldercare Facility

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There was some other political news last night, if you can believe it. In New Jersey, methuselean Senator Frank Lautenberg handily dispatched a sprightly young opponent (50-year-old Rep. Rob Andrews) in the state’s Democratic primary. Should Lautenberg defeat two-time loser Dick Zimmer this fall and serve out his entire term, he will be 90 when he next has to decide whether to run for re-election. The jubilant senator celebrated his victory by mainlining Geritol and telling the band to “turn that damn racket down.”

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