New Jersey Man Wins Another Shot At World’s Best Eldercare Facility


There was some other political news last night, if you can believe it. In New Jersey, methuselean Senator Frank Lautenberg handily dispatched a sprightly young opponent (50-year-old Rep. Rob Andrews) in the state’s Democratic primary. Should Lautenberg defeat two-time loser Dick Zimmer this fall and serve out his entire term, he will be 90 when he next has to decide whether to run for re-election. The jubilant senator celebrated his victory by mainlining Geritol and telling the band to “turn that damn racket down.”

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