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• Look, here is a roundup of all of today’s financial stories! General forecast: Grim to fairly grim.
• You might think the lawyers are thrilled by this financial … are we calling it an “adjustment”? But no, instead, they are “terrified.”
• A young lady at the Republican National Convention roofied and robbed a delegate.
• Washington Post op-ed columnist Richard Cohen calls John McCain an ugly lying liar who lies about his lying.