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• Avada-kedavara: The Harry Potter franchise flexes its Mickey-mashing muscles with a new theme park in Orlando.
• Cage aux congressmen: Gay blogger and politician “outer” Mike Rogers is starting his list for the 110th Congress. Congressional pages relieved.
• Crackpot conspiracy: Charlie Sheen, the only star in Hollywood who can say he shot Kelly Preston, is not rescinding his involvement with 9/11 conspiracy movie Loose Change.
• China suffers from rampant manhole grabbing.