Die Yuppie Kickball Scum!

  • The Anti-Yuppie Guerrilla Kickball Front wants to destroy the childlike pastime that has blossomed in D.C. as a social scene. “For too long have we sat idle while all the chumps, douche-bags, yuppies, and stripey-shirt imported assholes of this town coalesced their power under this banner,” according the group’s mission statement. “Like a sickening monochrome slime these homogonized social stamp-outs will spread influence through the Capital region until life here is indistinguishable from living inside a frat-house wrapped in Old Navy clothing all tucked inside a giant Walmart [sic].” [dieyuppiekickball.com]

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