My God. Naturally, I don’t shape the contours of the day, but even I’m overwhelmed by how much finance and politics we’ve been covering this afternoon. You guys must be dying! To make it up to you, I’ll direct you to this article from the Sun (UK), which begins thusly: “A MAN woke from a circumcision operation to discover surgeons had chopped off his WILLY.” I know, right? You’re totally clicking on that.