Obama Promises Not to Enslave Whites but Loses Key ‘Debate Moderator’ Bloc

In case you missed it, Barack Obama appeared live via satellite on The Daily Show last night. Asked by Jon Stewart if he secretly planned to “pull a bait-and-switch and enslave the white race,” Obama answered: “The uh … that, is not our plan. But I think your paranoia might make you suitable as a debate moderator.”

Oh! In your face Gibson-onopolous. Obama went on to “hope up” common phrases provided to him by Stewart, including, “I’m calling to ask if you’re happy with your cell phone service,” and “Ladies and gentlemen, Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians …”

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