VIDEO: Million Dollar Love Advice for Lindsay Lohan caught up with Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger at a recent party for her book, where she offered up some advice for on-and-off couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

Stanger stressed that Ronson should be looking elsewhere, and she thinks Lindsay isn’t gay.

“Lindsay’s Anne Heche, let’s be real here,” Patty says.

Stanger blames the sapphic tendency to rush into intimacy (aka “U-Hauling it” after making eye contact) for their ups and downs.

“I think they need to slow down,” Stanger says, urging the couple to give a more traditional courtship a try. Check out our clip!

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