• Baldwin gets ‘Tube’d: Alec calls Dora the Explorer.


• Slam dunk: Former CIA director George Tenant’s new book, At the Center of the Storm, blasts Bush and Cheney for having never engaged in a “serious debate” about whether Saddam was a threat.


• Playing for the other team: Veteran L.A. Times sportswriter Mike Penner will soon be Christine Daniels after he undergoes a sex change.


• Weekend at Bernie’s 4: Dead men need no tickets to travel by train in Jakarta.