Nothing brings your heart pressure down like stroking an animal, but if nothing furry is close by, use your iPhone. What???? Pat the virtual cat on your iTunes app “Witty Kitty.” Do it right and the cat puns (you heard that right : not “purrs” but puns”!) But stroke kitty the wrong way and you’ll probably get scratched.
Witty Kitty will probably appeal to cat lovers, and fans of bad puns.