The opening exchange between certifiably insane hitmaker R. Kelly and BET correspondent Toure:
Toure: Lemme ask you something real that millions of Americans are thinking about, wondering about you: Do you like teenage girls?
R. Kelly: When you say teenage, how old are you talking?
Toure: Girls who are teenagers.
R. Kelly: 19?
Toure: 19 and younger.
R. Kelly: I have some 19-year-old friends, but I don’t like anyone illegal, if that’s what you’re talking about.
It gets better from there, if you can believe it.