Mario “Perez Hilton” Lavandeira, what hath thou wrought? Over the years, Hollywood’s most-hated D-list parasite has unleashed countless innovations on the medium of blogging. For instance, cartoon cum dribbles and getting sued for $7.6 million dollars. But his most repulsive tic to date—the one that’s spread virus-like across the Web—has been posting photos of his own goofy mug, quite literally ad nauseum.
Isn’t it a tad hypocritical for embittered nerds who feast on celebrity narcissism and self-regard to make like Norma Desmond whenever a camera’s around?