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Fly The Friendly — And Funny — Skies! Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant Injects Fun & Laughter Into Mundane Airline Spiels

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Apr. 16 2014, Published 7:14 a.m. ET

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The Southwest Airlines flight attendant of since 2007 is the latest viral video superstar, for her innovative methods of addressing passengers on the flights she stewards over, injecting comedic barbs in with the mandated safety regulations she reads to each captive audience.

"My ex-husband, my new boyfriend, and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features aboard this 737-800 series," the fast-talking Cobb says in the clip, which had more than 1.6 million views in less than three days as of early Tuesday. "Position your seat belt tight and low across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra.

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Everybody gets a door prize in the seat back in front of you, along with dirty diapers, chewing gum wrappers, dirty diapers, and all the other gifts you leave for us from time to time."

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"Everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini: One size fits all; to activate the flow of oxygen, simply insert 75 cents for the first minute.

If you're traveling with more than one child, pick out the one that might have the most earning potential down the road."

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