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Say What?! 18 Of Kris Jenner’s Most Outrageous Quotes

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Sep. 22 2016, Updated 7:14 p.m. ET

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Like her or loathe her Kris Jenner is certainly a savvy businesswoman who has helped her family to earn millions of dollars worth of TV deals and product endorsements. But the momager is known for saying things that are a little bit – um – out there. Here is a list of some of our favorite outrageous Kris Jenner quotes.

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“A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at 10 o’clock in the morning.” In response to a compliment from Scott Disick.

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“Honey, anytime there’s balls involved it’s my kind of game.” On taking up tennis again.

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“It was all about sex. One minute I was making brownies for my friends and having a family barbecue, the next I was in the middle of an insanely intense affair. I would tell Robert Kardashian I was going out to lunch and I would end up at ‘Ryan’s’ apartment having crazy, fabulous sex for hours in the middle of the day.” On cheating on her first husband.

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Kim Kardashian is the hardest-working young lady in the world. She never sleeps; she never stops.” In answer to President Barack Obama’s criticism of pop culture and Kim’s negative influence on it.

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“Kim you’re doing amazing sweetie.” While clutching a camera as Kim poses provocatively – and half naked – for a photo shoot.

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“I don’t have any cell service here, and it’s making me have a rash.”

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“This is the greatest day of my life.” On toilet-papering Kim’s house.

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“This is my bible.” While clutching a copy of Kimye on the front cover of Vogue.

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“So this is a topical product, and it works instantly and I love instant gratification and it’s kind of amazing.” During a CNN interview while talking about intimate brand Zestra Essential Arousal Oils.

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“Kim would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister’s going to jail!” As Khloe Kardashian heads to jail to serve time as part of he DUI conviction.

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“Like the famous lady in the frame Mona Lisa, to many we remain a mystery.”

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“This dog is the size of a horse and so is its s**t!” On cleaning up after daughter Kendall Jenner’s dog.

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“My job is to take my family’s 15 minutes of fame and turn it into 30.” (Not really outrageous. Just brazen and true.)

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“I’ve explained to my kids that I have way too many kids, and if I had a tattoo for every child, I would have no body parts that were normal anymore, so I think that that’s just fine for me.” On having Kendall and Kylie’s names tattooed on her lower back but not those of her other four children.

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“Actually, she would be amazing at holding office because she’s so smart and she’s got the kind of personality that she can handle something like that…” On the possibility of Kim running for mayor.

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“They said, ‘It’s not hardcore, just vibrating panties, nipple rings and vibrators’. I was like, ‘Hell to the no!’” On turning down a potential product endorsement deal for Khloe and her now estranged husband Lamar Odom.

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“My fantasy is to have Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Season 26. Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids.”

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“My lip looks like a Who from Whoville.” On waking up with a swollen lip after suffering from a food allergy.

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