‘My Brother's Not Nearly Black Enough For Me!’: Khloé Kardashian Jokes About Incest & Taste In Men Whilst Guest Hosting ‘Chelsea Lately’

Khloé Kardashian pinch hit for Chelsea Handler on Monday's edition of Chelsea Lately, honing her comedic and hosting skills, and looking a lot more polished and comfortable in the wake of her unmemorable stint as co-host of The X-Factor last year.

The unabashed beauty went for big laughs from the get-go, cracking jokes about her unusual co-habitation situation, as well as her well-chronicled love life.

“You may know me as the only Kardashian sister that Chelsea actually likes. However, most people know me as the sister of fashion icon and sock tycoon Rob Kardashian. Rob's been on my mind a lot lately because we're currently living together.

“And no, we're not sexually involved — my brother's not nearly black enough for me!” joked the 29-year-old, whose past loves, in addition to estranged husband Lamar Odom and current squeeze French Montana, have included rapper The Game, Los Angeles Dodger Matt Kemp and former NFL running back Derrick Ward.

Sticking with the pop culture-oriented punchlines, Khloé also made reference to her recent purchase of Justin Bieber's Calabasas home, referencing the Canadian crooner’s well-documented reputation as a neighbor from hell.

“I’m not saying if that's true,” she said, “but if it is, this marks the first time a neighborhood will be happy to see a Kardashian move in!”

She also made a tongue-in-cheek to the ongoing drama between Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, and the parallels between their televised marital breakdown to her’s and Odom’s.

“I find this disgusting, that people let cameras film their entire personal lives,” she joked. “Especially through divorce. That's disgusting.

“Don't you people have morals? No morals or respect. I'm blown away people do this for a living.”

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In related news, a new report from the NY Daily News indicates there’s been some tension between Khloé and Trina, the rapper who was dating Montana prior to Khloé, and has a longstanding friendship with sister Kim.