Still, the 53-year-old music mogul's certainly gotten our attention with his playboy antics, and with that in mind, we've got a closer look at his yacht, the Slipstream -- the same one he romanced the Upper East side stunner on with her husband aboard -- right here on RadarOnline.com.
As we previously reported, the American Idol kingpin enjoys taking the luxurious vessel out in glamorous locales, and is never short for company. In addition to the Silvermans, Simon's been joined aboard the Love Boat by stunning exes Mezhgan Hussainy, Terri Seymour, British singer Sinitta, as well as his gorgeous producer, Kelly Bergantz.
The X Factor head honcho reportedly helped finesse Wednesday's settlement by smoothing things over with Andrew -- who has a 7-year-old son with Lauren -- after a tense meeting in the Hamptons over the weekend. (Simon had been named in Andrew's initial divorce papers.)
“As I’ve said all along, my priority was resolving this quickly for the sake of our son," Andrew, a property developer, told us Wednesday. "Lauren and I both love him very much and I’m looking forward to starting a new chapter in our lives. (Hopefully people will respect our family’s privacy.)”