Say It Isn't So! Gordon Ramsay Dead Dwarf Porn Star Story Is A Mere Myth
Sept. 20 2011, Published 2:30 p.m. ET
It's the story that seemed just too bizarre to be true, and it turns out that it was!
Gordon Ramsay can now sleep easy at night in the knowledge that his [expletive] star dwarf double was not found half-eaten in a badger den, RadarOnline.com has learned.
Percy Foster, the halfpint-sized [expletive] star whose murder by Welsh badgers catapulted him to infamy, is not dead - and doesn't even exist, reported Gawker.com on Tuesday.
It turns out that Foster is as mythical as the Gordon Ramsay look-a-like unicorn and the Gordon Ramsay look-a-like minotaur, confirms Gawker.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the story went that 35-year-old Foster was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity [expletive] lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.
According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3'6" actor was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales."
However, the animal in question is now off the hot seat, reported the Huffington Post's Weird News reporter, after a spokesperson for the police in Tregaron where the late little actor was allegedly found said they have no knowledge of the badger-related death.
Fortunately though, the [expletive] star dwarf whose face appeared in the story IS real — although he’s a “little person” rather than a dwarf. Joey the Midget does bare an uncanny resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host, which can be witnessed in adult movie classics such as The Adventures of Big Sch**ng & The Little Dong.
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