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Chuck Lorre's Latest Vanity Card: 'The Following Are My Uncensored Thoughts...'


Mar. 1 2011, Published 9:18 a.m. ET

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Two And A Half Men's creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre again used a vanity card to sound off on Charlie Sheen Monday, has learned, noting in it that our culture promotes "its' own evisceration with drugs and alcohol" in a not-so-subtle jab at his one-time leading man.

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Lorre, whose resume includes TV hits like Dharma & Greg and The Big Bang Theory, has been using his vanity cards -- the full screen graphics that air for a split second at the end of his shows -- continually to communicate his thoughts on the Sheen situation, a fact which Sheen and his attorneys have not let go by the wayside.

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The vanity card following Monday night's Mike & Molly read, "I understand that I'm under a lot of pressure to respond to certain statements made about me recently. The following are my uncensored thoughts. I hope this will put an end to any further speculation."

"I believe that consciousness creates the illusion of individuation, the false feeling of being separate. In other words, I am aware, ergo I am alone. I further believe that this existential misunderstanding is the prime motivating force for the neurotic compulsion to blot out consciousness.

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"This explains the paradox of our culture, which celebrates the ego while simultaneously promoting its evisceration with drugs and alcohol. It also clarifies our deep-seated fear of monolithic, one-minded systems like communism, religious fundamentalism, zombies and invaders from Mars. Each one is a dark echo of an oceanic state of unifying transcendence from which consciousness must, by nature, flee.

"The Fall from Grace is, in fact, a Sprint from Grace. Or perhaps more accurately, 'Screw Grace, I am so outta here!'


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