Kris Humphries has a laugh at his own expense in a new Funny Or Die video, where Kim Kardashian's ex plays off his his 72-day marriage to the socialite in a mock interview with marketers looking to exploit his notoriety.
In the bit, the 27-year-old power forward, who's coming off a career year for the New Jersey Nets, listens as the marketers pitch ideas about Humphries-related swag as urinal cakes, toilet paper and tacky threads.
"We don't want you to look like an a**hole," they say, "we just want you to look like a d*****bag!"
Then, in another tasteless sequence, a fully grown "Make A Wish" recipient wishes Humphries would "go f***" himself.
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