It hurts just thinking about it.
David Beckham told Craig Ferguson he's already got "30 or 31" tattoos -- and his next one might be for wife Victoria's eyes only.
Ferguson asked the 36-year-old English hunk if he's ever had the tattoo needle in the area his soccer shorts cover.
"Did you get any on your business?" Ferguson asked the international sports superstar Wednesday , who replied, "Not yet," with a coy smile.
“I was thinking of getting one on mine ... let’s go together!” Ferguson told Beckham, later noting it’d probably be too painful for him to go through with. (We concur.)
David has three boys -- Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz -- and a girl on the way, with his Spice Girl wife, Victoria.
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson airs on CBS weeknights at 12:35/11:35c.