Remember when Snooki was arrested last summer for being drunk and being "criminally annoying?" That was in late July, and now for the first time, we got to see the entire Jersey Shore episode featuring the hammered pint-sized reality TV princess.
In the episode which aired on MTV Monday night, a wobbly Snooki threw herself into the arms of castmate Vinny Guadagnino, who said he passed on doing the deed because he didn't "want to take advantage of Snooki when she's incoherent."
Later on, we saw Snooki enjoying a drink with a couple in their 50s, until J-WOWW and Deena showed up to the beach in hopes of corralling the out-of-control Jersey girl to safety.
"There's no controlling this 4-foot-9 girl," said J-WOWW. "She's like a 3,000-pound man... she's like a bulldozer."
When Snooki fell face first on the ground, she attracted the attention of a police officer, who stopped to give J-WOWW a helping hand to get Snooki out of harm's way -- that is, until Snooki told the officer to "Get the f--- off my arm!"
At that point, the cop took Snooki into custody on a drunk and disorderly charge, while Snooki yelled "I'm a f **king good person" as she was herded into the patrol car.
Watch the video on RadarOnline.com
Jersey Shore airs on MTV Thursdays at 10/9c.