Juicy Campus Ends Tulane's Green Wave

YOU DON'T PUT YOUR WEED IN THERE Tulane JuicyCampus, the school-centric anonymous message board where you can out slutty coeds or your gay porn star classmates with little repercussion, is responsible for an even bigger crisis at New Orleans house of sin Tulane: it's actually causing people to quit dealing drugs.

A student described in a Juicy Campus post as having "the best" marijuana at Tulane decided to stop slinging bud after two freshman drug dealers were arrested by the Tulane Police Department, sending the entire campus into paroxysms of fear over where they might procure their next fix. "Of course you can go to the frats," one distraught sophomore tells the Tulane Hullabalo. "But honestly, it's pretty unreliable there. You never know what you're getting, and there is usually better stuff available for cheaper."