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Just Shy of 21, Lohan Gives Up the Sauce

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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Her liver's a Wonderland: Not so anonymous alcoholic Lindsay Lohan checked herself into rehab yesterday, soon to be scrawling epithets in the bathroom stalls of the luxurious Wonderland Center.

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