Just Shy of 21, Lohan Gives Up the Sauce
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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• Her liver's a Wonderland: Not so anonymous alcoholic Lindsay Lohan checked herself into rehab yesterday, soon to be scrawling epithets in the bathroom stalls of the luxurious Wonderland Center.
• See? Global cooling!: Watch as ignorant, Al Gore-hating Hummer jockeys try and use snow in Malibu and Texas to refute global warming when it actually proves our planetary bipolar disorder.
• D.C. contamination: The Potomac is full of sex-altering chemicals. That explains the recent tears of a certain chief clown.
• Ain't he funky now?: Dead for over three weeks, James Brown refuses to be buried. Well, it's actually his family that refuses to bury him as they resolve will conflicts and build a sequined mausoleum.
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