iPhone "Line Porn" Better Than Real Porn
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
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Every time a new gadget is released, like the iPhone 3G today, YouTube is flooded with line porn, videos of anxious nerds waiting in line to make sure they get their nerd stained fingers on the technology first. There are lines in Middle America, snaking in front of strip malls, and lines in big cities, full of beleaguered waiters. There are lines in Texas and lines in Norway. There even lines in Japan, where we thought they already owned phones better than the iPhone. Lastly, there's you, watching all this line porn without a 3G of your own.