Teen Mom star turned exotica queen Farrah Abraham insists that she’s not an escort, but after having sex for money on-camera she’s found an easier way to use her looks to fill her closet: Farrah’s started a “Wish List” on Amazon.com asking fans to buy her more than $13,000 worth of bikinis, mini-dresses, sparkly heels and more.
“I love clothes, accessories, dresses, heels, kitchen cookware and who knows, some other cool home stuff to decorate,” she writes on the page.
Almost as an afterthought, she writes, “And as always I think about my daughter [Sophia] too when I see something she’s gotta have that’s a must as well : )”
“Thank you for brightening my day,” she tells her legion of mystery shoppers, “and giving me a gift that counts and will always be memorable. Hugs & Love Farrah Abraham.”
Farrah’s fellow porn stars having been using Amazon Wish Lists as a low-effort way to get paid for years, as Complex magazine wrote in a 2010 feature.
So what’s on Farrah’s list?? A pair of $109 sparkly VANNA Shoes “makes my legs look amazing : )” Farrah hints. On a $698 mini-dress by Sherri Hill, she writes, “Size 2 sexy :)”
“I would look hot in this bikini :))))” she comments on a $25.95 sequined set. “Love me in this! xo” she writes on another sequined two-piece.
She also asks fans to imagine her in a yellow crocheted monokini, silver sequin booty shorts, a coral crochet “deep plunge” monokini, a four-piece “devious maid” costume, “Sexy Superhero” costume, “Harem Hottie” costume, an “Oh My Goddess” costume, and a $900 Sherri Hill gown.
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) August 18, 2013
Mixed in amongst all the skimpy beach- and bedroom wear are some seriously big-ticket home furnishing pieces. Farrah claims “I’m a reader :)” alongside a $1,489 French vintage 3-column bookcase. A $749 fairytale chandelier is “perfect for a princess,” she says. And another $629 chandelier is “intriguing [sic].”
She also wants a set of five $599 dining room chairs, a $1,299 table, a $799 coffee table, a $449 rug, and more than $450 in pots and pans.
And apparently Farrah thinks her daughter Sophia shouldn’t miss out on the experience of having strangers buy her gifts, even though she’s only 4: Farrah asks fans to buy her a $24.99 bath toy, $9 pants, a $37.50 pea coat, and a $44 princess dress among other items.
Despite her behavior, Farrah says she’s constantly surprised by the fact that people believe former BFF Myla Sinanaj, who says she’s an escort. “I guess I fit the mold or something,” Farrah recently said.