Jersey Shore: Snooki Being Snooki; Huge Bomb To Drop Next Week

In one scene where the cast went fishing for crabs -- yes, they were quite aware of the double entendre -- the boys ribbed the girls that there were sharks in the water, with Snooki saying she didn't want to fall into "in the Pacific" Ocean. (Quick geography lesson for Snooki: the shore borders the Atlantic ocean.)

Snooki also brought out her alter ego Lolo, donning a gigantic bunny's head (synonymous with the Furries subculture), and hitting up Club Karma.

After the bar, Snooki, heading with Deena to the shore after hours, said, “We are running down the beach with the wind in our hair and boobies bouncing up and down -- the only difference between the meatballs and Baywatch right now are the red bathing suits and David Hasselhoff!"

Local police came to spoil the fun, however, as they escorted the tipsy ladies off the beach past curfew.

Deena, not wasting any opportunity to hook up, began flirting with the cop, asking him if he'd hold her hand.