Owen Does Not Have Woody's Back

CHECK PLEASE Wilson, Harrelson (inset)

Woody Harrelson might think himself a Natural Born Killer, but his alleged wingman Owen Wilson is not about to stick his signature beak into a bar brawl.

According to an eyewitness, Wilson was at The Other Room in Venice, California, with Harrelson when the former Cheers star got into it with a bouncer over his drink being served in a broken glass. Tearing a page from Josh Hartnett's play book, Wilson slipped out the door before blows were ever thrown.

"As soon as the police were called, Wilson went across the street to watch," a source tells Radar. "He left altogether shortly after the cops got there." Meanwhile, it took seven cop cars, an ambulance, and a fire engine to rein in hurricane Harrelson. Amazingly, no charges were filed.