Paltrow's GOOP Christmas Catalog Features $956 Toilet Paper & More!

Gwyneth Paltrow wasn't kidding when she said the $25,000-a-year life wasn't for her — it might not even cover her toiletries!

In the well-heeled star's latest holiday catalog for her lifestyle brand GOOP, the actress plugs a number of outrageously-priced items that would satisfy an array of personalities.

"While there's no lack of over-the-top indulgences this time of year," according to the catalog, "this gift guide isn't just about crazy extravagances: There's a little ridiculous for every budget."

Among the "crazy extravagances": 18 karat gold dumbbells for $125,000; a $2,300 deck of gilded playing cards with a leather case; and a $1,500 vintage ball-and-chain; a $55,000 pair of headphones; and a toilet paper set running $956.

On the less expensive side of the spectrum: a $244 toothpaste squeezer designed to milk every last drop from the tube; a pair of modern style, $60 dinner bells; and a heated cushion running a cool $69.99.

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