'I Am Who I Am. I Can't Pretend To Be Somebody Who Makes $25,000 A Year': Gwyneth Paltrow's Top 25 Most Outrageous & Out-Of-Touch Quotes

Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow was just another blonde actress? Ever since she crowned herself as a lifestyle aficionado with the launch of her newsletter, "Goop," in 2008, she hasn't stopped talking about how great her life is, and how great yours could be if you only followed her advice. Despite the fact that she's gotten slammed repeatedly for out -of-touch, elitist, and downright wacky proclamations, she just won't shut up. RadarOnline.com presents her top 25 most obnoxious quotes.

“We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature —all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.”

"I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs…"

"I don't really have drunk friends. My friends are kind of adult; they have a drink. But they hold their liquor. I think it's incredibly embarrassing when people are drunk. It just looks so ridiculous. I find it very degrading."

"I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year."

On the world-renowned Met Ball: "I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all."

"You know, I use organic products, but I get laser treatment. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu."

"When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat."

On skin cancer: “We’re human beings and the sun is the sun—how can it be bad for you? I don’t think anything that’s natural can be bad for you,”

"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin."

"I know people that I respect and admire and look up to who have had extra-marital affairs."

"I feel a sisterhood emerging around me. I'm less threatening now that I'm 40 and not 26 with an Oscar."

"Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like Walk the Line and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status."

On a vacation in Sedona, Arizona: "I'll never forget it. I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rock say, 'You have the answers. You are your teacher.' I thought I was having an auditory hallucination."

"I would rather die than let my kid eat a Cup-a-Soup."

On aging, in 2002: "Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me."

"One evening when I had my wood-burning stove going, I realized I hadn't thought of dessert."

"My husband, Chris Martin can't have background music on. It has to be 100 percent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop. I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook."

"I drank like crazy when Apple and Moses were babies. How else could I get through my day?"

"We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden -- a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made."

"I drank like crazy when Apple and Moses were babies. How else could I get through my day?"

"Every woman can make time to work out -- every woman -- and you can do it with your baby in the room. There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work."

"I love the English way, which is not as capitalistic as it is in America. People don't talk about work and money; they talk about interesting things at dinner parties."

On living in Europe: "It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years old. Here in the United States, an old building is about 17 (years old) and over there it's from 500 B.C. It's incredible."

On her guilty pleasure: "My one light American Spirit cigarette that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night."

"I think that women, especially some in my job, come to me because they know I'm very loving and nonjudgmental, and I'm not competitive, and I've been through a lot."