Here comes marriage and baby, but where's the love?
On the premiere of spinoff Rob & Chyna, Rob Kardashian and insta-baby mama, Angela "Blac Chyna" White, fought tooth and nail in the months leading up to the arrival of their daughter.
In the first red flag, Rob, 29, revealed that Chyna has kicked him out of the house every day during her pregnancy.
"Well, stop being bad every day!" Chyna responded to Rob's objections to being constantly tossed outside.
After learning at the doctor's office that they're expecting a baby girl, the two were ecstatic— but the 28-year-old model became enraged when she realized "mama's boy" Rob immediately broke their pact to keep the gender a secret by spilling the beans to his mom, Kris Jenner.
Chyna, who grew up in a broken home and stripped to pay for college, admitted she has a hard time understanding why her fiance has to run to his mother for everything.
"Rob has been babied by his mom and his sisters, and it's a little bit different from me," she explained.
Chyna seemed willing to let her man's loose lips go, but then went ballistic when the insecure Rob went through her phone and began making wild allegations about her baby daddy #1, Kylie Jenner's rapper boyfriend Tyga.
"He tried to accuse me of cheating with other men, even with Tyga," she told the cameras. "I'm so mad and so hurt and it makes me worry, 'What are you up to Rob?'"
Chyna then became paranoid herself, and accused Rob of being the cheater.
"Why are the f*** are you still texting b****es?" she screamed in an epic FaceTime fight . "Are you still texting b****es, yes or no...Have a nice life by yourself, I swear to God!"
Chyna's best friend Paige instantly proved herself to be the voice of reason in the chaotic couple's life.
"This s*** is getting out of hand. The baby isn't even here yet, you're not even married yet!" the exasperated BFF marveled.
When Rob later apologized, Chyna tossed his "I'm sorry" flowers into her pool and gave him the boot from her home.
Nana Joy, the beauty maven's babysitter for toddler son Cairo, convinced her she was in the wrong, so she decided to do her own apologizing— only to be met with silence.
When Rob refused to answer her texts and even house calls, an exasperated Chyna turned to her man's best friend, mom Kris.
"I feel like he doesn't have a main focus so he finds things to pick at," a nervous Chyna told Kris, who responded that she should be more gentle with her sensitive son.
"He's never going to change if he doesn't feel good about himself," the momager pointed out.
Kris eventually agreed to smooth things over with Rob for Chyna, but the mama's boy seemed hesitant to kiss and make up.
"Sometimes I feel like I really need to focus on myself, so I can be happy and healthy and really enjoy this baby," he explained.
The drama remained unresolved at the end of the episode, and judging by a new preview, only seems to escalate throughout the season.
At one point, Chyna even takes a paternity test!
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