Sonjaisms! 25 Silly Sonja Morgan Sayings From The Set Of 'Real Housewives Of New York City'

"I neuter my guys early."

"A squirrel came in my room last night. I almost made out with him."

"I'm the straw that stirs the drink."

"I don't stir the pot, I stir the drink."

"I don't stir the pot, I stir the drink."

"I'm a drag queen trapped in a woman's body."

"I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me."

"It's the jealous bitches who are always the snitches."

"Young, has a black card, will travel, I don't get it. What's the problem?"

"Young, has a black card, will travel, I don't get it. What's the problem?"

"Queen of CRAFT. Can't remember a fracking thing."

"There is a pecking order."

"It wasn't a walk of shame. It was a lap of victory at my age!"

"I'm gonna go light my abundance candle."

"Every last egg I had, just froze!"

"Every last egg I had, just froze!"

"Leopard is my neutral."

"These flowers don't have water! Oh my God, where did you girls go to college?"

"I know that bag. Eric Clapton used to bring it to lunch, and then we'd go play pool."

"Now that's respect. A refund from Amex. Cash it. Before they go bust."

"Now that's respect. A refund from Amex. Cash it. Before they go bust."

"Live in the moment, not in fear."

"I'm into brands, not babies."

"Life is a game and Sonja plays it well."

"Light, tight and right!"

"Light, tight and right!"

"Nothing a little bra and Yves Saint Laurent can't fix!"

"The only thing worse than stale brioche at a party is stale guests."

"Doesn't everyone sharpie their bags? You can sharpie anything."

"My tooth fell out again!"