Sonjaisms! 25 Silly Sonja Morgan Sayings From The Set Of 'Real Housewives Of New York City'

Feb. 2 2021, Updated 3:21 p.m. ET
Bravo star Sonja Morgan is known for her silly sayings and funny one-liners on The Real Housewives of New York City — and RadarOnline.com has collected 25 of her best phrases for you to peruse!
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Bravo star Sonja Morgan is known for her silly sayings and funny one-liners on The Real Housewives of New York City — and RadarOnline.com has collected 25 of her best phrases for you to peruse!
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"I neuter my guys early."
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"A squirrel came in my room last night. I almost made out with him."
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"I'm the straw that stirs the drink."
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"I don't stir the pot, I stir the drink."
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"I don't stir the pot, I stir the drink."
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"I'm a drag queen trapped in a woman's body."
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"I have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for me."
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"It's the jealous bitches who are always the snitches."
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"Young, has a black card, will travel, I don't get it. What's the problem?"
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"Young, has a black card, will travel, I don't get it. What's the problem?"
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"Queen of CRAFT. Can't remember a fracking thing."
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"There is a pecking order."
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"It wasn't a walk of shame. It was a lap of victory at my age!"
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"I'm gonna go light my abundance candle."
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"Every last egg I had, just froze!"
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"Every last egg I had, just froze!"
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"Leopard is my neutral."
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"These flowers don't have water! Oh my God, where did you girls go to college?"
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"I know that bag. Eric Clapton used to bring it to lunch, and then we'd go play pool."
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"Now that's respect. A refund from Amex. Cash it. Before they go bust."
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"Now that's respect. A refund from Amex. Cash it. Before they go bust."
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"Live in the moment, not in fear."
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"I'm into brands, not babies."
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"Life is a game and Sonja plays it well."
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"Light, tight and right!"
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"Light, tight and right!"
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"Nothing a little bra and Yves Saint Laurent can't fix!"
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"The only thing worse than stale brioche at a party is stale guests."
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"Doesn't everyone sharpie their bags? You can sharpie anything."
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"My tooth fell out again!"