Lingerie, Lube & Another Sex Tape? The Kardashians’ 20 Most Cringe-Worthy Sex Confessions EXPOSED!
Sept. 22 2016, Updated 4:38 p.m. ET
When it comes to over-sharing about every aspect of their lives, the Kardashian klan reign supreme. But it’s particularly cringe-worthy when they open up about the intimate details of their sexcapades. Warning! Reading the following may leave you feeling icky inside.
When it comes to over-sharing about every aspect of their lives, the Kardashian klan reign supreme. But it’s particularly cringe-worthy when they open up about the intimate details of their sexcapades. Warning! Reading the following may leave you feeling icky inside.
If you’re going to bond with your mother, there’s no better way than to do it than by admitting on TV that you’ve both faked orgasms. While playing the drinking game ‘I have never’ on Kris Jenner’s talk show Khloe Kardashian and her mom admitted they had both faked the “big O.” To make matters worse Kris’s youngest children and Kendall Jenner were in the audience at the time.
Even when she isn’t having sex, Khloe can’t resist sharing too much info with the world. In 2014 – while she was still dating rapper French Montana – she revealed during a radio interview that they were not doing the nasty because he is a Muslim and “there’s no sex during Ramadan.” Ironically, during the same interview Khloe said, “I’ve learned from my past that you have to keep some things private.”
“You’ve thrown it in the back door before, right?” With those words Scott Disick asked Rob Kardashian if he’d had anal sex with a woman before. In the 2013 Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode Rob replied, “Yeah, with two different girls.” Meanwhile Scott tried to encourage Kourtney to indulge with him by sending her a text saying, “Knock, knock, who’s there? It’s my penis knocking on your back door.”
Thanks to Kim we now know that Kanye West supposedly has a big penis. During one episode of KUWTK, while she was getting an ultrasound to confirm her baby’s gender she said it’s clear she wasn’t having a boy because, “You would see it. He would take after his father.”
Sniffing each other’s vaginas is clearly the sort of thing sisters do when they’re alone, right? Only if you’re Khloe, Kim and Kourtney! The trio decided to take a whiff test by indulging in a “vagina smell-off” in a 2013 episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. For those who want to try this at home, the key is to wipe your lady bits with a towel and let your sister sniff the aroma to see who’s nether regions smell the best.
Alas, when Khloe and her now estranged husband Lamar Odom tried to indulge in a bit of swinging it went horribly wrong. In a 2013 episode of Khloe & Lamar they were filmed breaking the sex swing that she installed over their bed just as they were about to embark on a lovemaking session.
Is it a surprise that former flight attendant Kris is a member of the Mile High Club? On her now-defunct talk show the momager says she joined it with her estranged hubby Bruce Jenner and all was well until they got caught. Kris claims that when the American Airlines flight landed, an attendant announced on the PA system, “And we would just like to give a big congratulations to Kris and Bruce Jenner…for joining the Mile High Club!”
Never one to shy away from the subject of sex, Kris even took to promoting the intimate range, Zestra Essential Arousal Oils. The mom-of-six endorsed the product by saying, “It really works…and it’s so easy to use…so great sex IS effortless.”
According to Kourtney, her beau Scott has a big penis. In an interview with xoJane.com she described it as being “like an elephant’s trunk.” She also revealed that he “never has any” underwear on.
When the Kardashian sisters had their vagina smell-off it was decided that Kim’s smelt the best. But when Khloe had her first laser bikini hair removal session during an episode of KUWTK, Kim told her younger sister, “You have a better looking vagina than I thought.”
In an interview with British GQ, the magazine’s 2014 Woman of the Year told readers, “My husband Kanye and I have an amazing sex life.” And she teased that they may have recorded their bedroom activities, saying, “So far as the sex tape is concerned, whether or not we’ve made another…if we have, it’s never something I want to go public.”
Some people take a sexy selfie of themselves and text it to their mate by way of seduction. Not if you’re Kimye. In October 2013 Kim tweeted a photo of herself wearing a barely-there white teddy and Kanye responded on Twitter with the words, “HEADING HOME NOW.” So the world got a glimpse of their bedroom activities in real-time.
In their book Kardashian Konfidential Khloe confessed she was just 14 when she lost her virginity. She admits to sneaking out of her home to meet an older guy. She wrote, “I thought I was so mature, and I look back and see how wrong I was.”
When asked by Andy Cohen how often she and hubby Lamar “bone”, Khloe replied, “Sometimes it’s multiple times in a day but not so much in a week.” Obviously that Watch What Happens: Live episode was filmed before the couple called it quits in 2013.
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One can only hope and pray that Bruce and Kris were only joking when they said they too once made a sex tape. The momager admitted in an episode of KUWTK (over dinner in front of their children no less), “Bruce and I made a sex tape.” Thankfully the former Olympian says the tape was immediately “erased.”
For most of us, mayonnaise is a condiment that we put on our sandwiches or in a potato salad. Not so the Kardashian sisters, who put it on their private parts! Kourtney says, “It makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building.”
In her memoir Kris Jenner…And All Things Kardashian, Kris revealed the intimate details of her affair with Todd Waterman while she was still married to her first husband Robert Kardashian. She wrote, “We had sex in cars, sex on the tennis court, sex in the pool house, sex in the garage when we got home, sex up and down the stairs, sex everywhere, all the time.”
It’s hardly a romantic image but Kourtney once groaned about post-pregnancy sex after she had her first child Mason. In a 2010 episode of KUWTK she said that intercourse with Scott was “very painful.” She added, “It felt like a metal pole is literally ramming you in the crotch.”
Meanwhile, Khloe once feared she had lost a sex aid in her crotch – a Ben Wa Ball to be exact. After boasting that she was excited to try them during an episode of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami she called her sister to complain that she couldn’t get them both out. But after much jiggling, kicking, squatting and dancing the remaining rogue ball came out.
