When Kim Kardashian published her Selfish book earlier this month, she could not wait to share her pictures with the world -- a novel idea for the reality star and social media queen. But while Kardashian's faux tan may be glowing, the reviews of her new book are not. The reviews on Amazon.com have exploded with hilarious reader comments. Click through to see some of the very best!
One reviewer wrote, "Who needs coal for Christmas stockings next year? Here it is! And then you can use it to start a fire in your fireplace! Handy-thanks KK!"
Another reader wrote, "It's a little uncomfortable but doesn't leave pieces behind when you go to wipe like other brands like Charmin and generic brand toilet paper."
"THIS BOOK IS A PERFECT REFLECTION OF HER HOLLOW SOUL." Judgmental much?
"I would rather lose a 100 bucks than spend $20 for this dumb book." That's just bad business!
"How can you write an entire book when all you can spell is booty!!!" Not entirely fair. She can also spell "selfie."
"I can recommend the audio version of this book. It lasts 37 seconds. The narrator basically says, 'On this page, we have an idiot and her cleavage looking into a camera,' 500 times." Great idea!
Another reviewer called it, "A great gift for people you don't like!"
A particularly creative reviewer said, "I had a choice between this and a monkey's paw. I chose the monkey's paw. They still made me take this book. I tried to burn it, but the match turned blue and went out. I threw it in a lake, and all the fish died. When I drove home, I found it in the back seat. I'm pretty sure that in seven days Kim is going to crawl out of this book and tell me about her new line of clutch bags. I have a very old, sickly neighbour; I'm going to let him read it and see if the curse transfers to him. Man, I hope so."
"No nudes, not happy." Look again!
"No, child." Simply put. Did you enjoy Selfish?