Well if Claudia Jordan didn't just topple over the whole kettle!
(This is a tea-spilling reference.)
The 48-year-old media personality and former Real Housewives of Atlanta star has just claimed Kanye West once tried to hook up with her while he was romantically involved with his now-estranged wife, Kim Kardashian, but Jordan says she was not about it.
During a recent interview on The Domenick Nati Show, Jordan was asked if she "might be interested in Kanye West" now that the rapper-turned-designer is in divorce proceedings with the reality star-turned-makeup mogul.
"No," Jordan stated confidently, before alleging, "Kanye tried to already. So, no thank you."
Jordan's boyfriend, who Nati called KJ, popped his head into the frame and blurted out, "Indecent proposal!" – likely a nod to the 1993 romance-drama in which a billionaire offers a formerly affluent couple $1 million so long as he can sleep with the man's wife.
Unfortunately, the interview was conducted via Instagram Live, and Jordan's connection was not the best. She said something about her "vagina," to which her boyfriend responded, "I don't think he wants your vagine."
"You don't think he wants my vagine?" Claudia asked KJ, almost offendedly, prompting him to reply, "No, he's too crazy."
That's when Jordan said, "He tried! Years ago! Me and Nikki Chu, in the club, he was… They shut the door," she said, looking at her man. "I told you that whole story."
Nati asked point-blank, "Are you saying that Kanye tried to hook up with you?" Letting out a nervous chuckle, Jordan replied, "I've met him before. And, uh, you know what? I hung out with Kim as well. And, um, girl code. I couldn't do it. Let's just say that."
The host also broached the subject of the ex-reality star's past claims that ex-President Donald Trump tried to sleep with her back during her Celebrity Apprentice days, around 2009. Nati wanted to know what Trump said or did to come onto her.
Jordan, who had been "friends with Trump for years," explained that she and her best friend went to dinner with him at the Beverly Hills Hotel. She said it was the night of the Season One Celebrity Apprentice finale.
"He was like, 'Let's go watch the news in my room,'" she recalled. "So I'm like, 'Alright, cool.' So we're standing in the living room, all standing around the TV. No one's sitting down or all lovey-dovey, nothing like that. We're just all watching TV. He wanted to see the news clips about himself, 'cause he must see his coverage at all times."
"So at one point, he looks at my friend, he looks at me, looks at my friend, and he puts his arm around me and my friend, and he’s like pulling us close together," she went on. "Like, I feel like I'm in a headlock! And before I knew it, my friend [was right next to me], and I was like, 'Hell no! You tryna make me kiss my friend?!' I felt like he was trying to initiate a threesome or something."
But that was just "one time."
"Another time," Jordan continued, going into a story about how she was initially invited to a party at Trump's place but that he pulled the whole "'come through, there's gonna be a party,' but when you get there, there's like two people there."
Jordan said Trump walked her through the house and stopped at the bedroom, announcing that they had reached the bedroom.
"I said, 'Oh, that's cool. I ain't going in there,'" she recalled. "And then I turned around, and he was right there, and he kissed me. And I backed up, and I was like, 'Whoa! You're married.' I was saying all kinds of…"
Impersonating what Trump allegedly responded at the time, Jordan said, "'Oh, Melania? She's great. She's fantastic.'"
"I was like, 'Yeah, you should probably remember that. But I gotta go now,'" she said. "And I left."
Radar has contacted reps for West, Kardashian and Trump seeking comment.