The Dirty Pop host, 35, and his husband, artist Michael Turchin, 28, who will share their wedding with fans on tonight's E! special Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding, sat down with OK! magazine's Nadine DeNinno to tell all about their joint right of passage.
"There were a lot of strippers," Turchin says. "A lot of crotches!"
"There were penis cakes that made a heart shape," Bass adds.
Though they both admit they had a blast at the wild bash, the former boy bander isn't looking forward to reliving it on TV.
"I will be cringing when that is shown because I know my grandparents will be watching!" he groans.
The lavish December 20 ceremony, which will be the first televised celebrity gay wedding, was attended by 300 guests, including Kris Jenner, Lisa Vanderpump and Bass' former NSYNC bandmates JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick.
Watch the video below, and don't miss Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding tonight at 8 PM est on E!.