Ryan Reynolds Raunchy On Conan

June 17 2011, Published 7:20 a.m. ET

Green Lantern star Ryan Reynolds dropped his normally conservative demeanor to tell Conan O' Brien a few racy stories about his school days Thursday.

The 34-year-old Vancouver native seemed a little down after his city's hockey team, the Canucks, lost the Stanley Cup Wednesday, which led to widespread rioting in his hometown.

"Thanks for those lovely images," the dry-humored hunk said.

The actor told O'Brien a series of stories about his sometimes-troubled youth, a few involving Dr. Mason, an administrator he thought was out to get him.

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Reynolds joked that no one knew what his doctorate was for, so he assumed it was a doctorate of "a**hole."

Reynolds recalled a story about when he got suspended from school for fighting, and thought to himself, "The worst thing they could do to you is make you not go to school?"

Reynolds then joked about how his 15-year-old self spent the off-day pleasuring himself to Spanish soap operas.