So when you think of the phrase "Bloodsucker," who, or what comes to mind?
Bram Stoker's Dracula? Eh. Twilight's Edward Cullen? Perhaps. True Blood's Sookie Stackhouse? Could be.
How about Wall Street's Gordon Gekko? The ruthlessly aggressive banker, portrayed by the great Michael Douglas in the 1987 and 2010 films, looks to us like the perfect poster boy for the phrase bloodsucker, especially in these times.
We’re talking about the bloodsuckers who reside in Manhattan, and can be found leeching off retirement plans, savings accounts, foreclosed homes and the American taxpayer.
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