So you know, I love my NJ Housewives, but I kinda miss my bitchy, backstabbing babes of the OC! What?! There’s unseen footage that Bravo is going to air tonight on Real Housewives of Orange County: The Lost Footage! Oh thank you Bravo! Thank you! Ok, so we all saw the train wreck of a reunion show where Tamra deliciously hung every little piece of Gretchen’s dirty laundry out to dry (including that cute little bikini she wore in the infamous bottomless toilet photo, ew). Now get ready for some scenes that the network originally thought might not be appropriate to air back then… but apparently feel are appropriate for ratings now! Including an unseen C-word dropping rant from Tamra that took place just before the reunion show fight that we did see! Cattiness aside ladies, as a public service announcement to all my sisters out there, if you ever meet a man named Jay Photoglou… run!
Kim Alexis is back tonight as the host of She’s Got the Look. Think Next Top Model for hot women over 35. This season the stakes are higher than ever with a contract from Wilhelmina, a Self magazine cover spread and $100 thousand bucks up for grabs! Judges include Eva Longoria Parker’s fashion guru, Robert Verdi, iconic model, Beverly Johnson and guest appearances by Frederique, Rachel Hunter and Howard Stern’s woman, Beth Ostrosfsky. And if there’s one t hing we learn from this show, it’s that no matter how young or old a woman is, when the focus is on her beauty, things are gonna get ugly!
And finally reality gets really animated on the Cartoon Network’s new season of Total Drama Action. It’s a mixture of the Real World meets Survivor… meets a box of crayons, as fourteen animated teens live in an abandoned movie studio and compete for $1 million bucks. Hey, it can’t possibly be any worse than watching Heidi and Spencer in a jungle.
Notable mentions… Rapper Sean Kingston performs “Fire Burning” on So You Think You Can Dance; Jack Black and Michael Cera make appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night; and Denzel and the Jonas Brothers make girls of all ages scream on Late Night With David Letterman.
Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night (ABC)
I’m A Celebrity… Ger Me Out of Here! (NBC)
So You Think You Can Dance (FOX)
Real Housewives of Orange County: The Lost Footage (BRAVO)
She’s Got the Look (TV LAND) season premiere
Total Drama Action (CARTOON) season premiere
Fashion Show (BRAVO)
Raising Sextuplets (WE) series premiere
16 and Pregnant (MTV) series premiere
Late Night with David Letterman (CBS)
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