Speculation on the Explosive Brangelaniston Summit

FO' REAL? Aniston, with friends

Star: Sporting what appears to be a new rack, Jennifer Aniston finally gets her meeting with Brangelina, and things were "explosive." Including an announcement that the large lipped one is preggo—again.

Life & Style: A little behind, L&S reports that the summit of the beautiful will happen but hasn't yet. The hold up? Angelina is deathly afraid Brad Pitt will want to go back to Jen and her possibly fake breasts. But, come on, Brad would never leave a long-term, committed relationship for another women.

OK!: Britney Spears has a new, very FedEx-esque boyfriend. And just as we're about to make a joke about her new beau having a job (as a model), Kevin Federline gets one of his own—hawking Nationwide Insurance during the Super Bowl.

In Touch: Meanwhile, Brit's friends worry that her recent weight gain, sickness, and fainting might be because she's pregnant. Everyone else in the world knows it's the extra value meals and booze.

Us: More on the Britney and Issac Cohen (Brissac? SpeCo?) love affair, including the revelation that he's already changing diapers. Plus, Justin Timberlake and ScaJo—will it last?