Beckhams Going Beck To England? (Ha Ha, Get It?)

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

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HOW MANY CAPTIONS MUST I COME UP WITH FOR THESE TALENTLESS SUCKS? Beckhams (Photo: Getty Images) • Xenu will be sad: Rumors that David and Victoria Beckham may be moving their family back to England after his failed stint with the LA Galaxy are growing stronger.

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