The Mike Huckabee All-Star Cabinet

Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET

RINGLEADERS Norris, Huckabee, Flair (Photos: Jonathan Jordan) Less than 48 hours before the South Carolina Republican primary, former pastor/Arkansas governor/fatty Mike Huckabee made a brief appearance at a Clemson University rally Thursday, one of seven campaign events scheduled throughout the state. Huckabee took the opportunity to announce his future cabinet members, hence to be referred to as "Smith & Wesson," with full-time side-kicker Chuck Norris as Secretary of Defense, and 16-time World Wrestling Federation Champion Ric "The Nature Boy" Flair as Director of Homeland Security. (Fellow washed-up celebrity endorser The Nuge reportedly had a scheduling conflict.)