Meet Mrs. Huckabee, Now Dance Sucka!
Oct. 27 2008, Published 7:07 a.m. ET
HUCK FOR THE HOLIDAYS Huckabees heart you
In case you were wondering, Janet Huckabee, wife of presidential candidate Mike, could blow your ass up with a grenade launcher if she wanted to. And she probably wants to.
As attention continues to migrate towards the surging candidacy of her holy rolling husband, all signs point to Mrs. Huckabee being hell on wheels: She hunts rattlesnakes, jumps out of airplanes, intimidates voters at polling stations, publicly insults the intelligence of her older son, beats spinal cancer into submission, and, maybe we're being paranoid here, but it looks like she just might be choking family dog Ranger in the above family photo. In short, we love her.
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